I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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