i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Randomize
