stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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