you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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