it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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