let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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