I CAN MOONWALK!
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Randomize
