All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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