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(770): View more from Georgia

I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

It's a beautiful day for a hangover

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(224): View more from Illinois

Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays

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(210): View more from Texas

this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.

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(315): View more from New York

dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you

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(530): View more from California

He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

How's the hangover?

(1-337): View more from Louisiana

I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.

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(805): View more from California

I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone

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