I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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