Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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