was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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