He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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