Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
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I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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