How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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