Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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