When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
