Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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