So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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