There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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