My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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