You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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