Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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