He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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