Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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