Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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