dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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