We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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