So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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