What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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