I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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