Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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