I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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