she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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