I can't watch pbs sober anymore
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
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