I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i dont even know how to be here
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
You need Xanax blowdarts
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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