So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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