There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
We had to coat check the pizza.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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