is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I FOUND THE LEGS
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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