i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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