Christians are straight up FREAKS
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I won't apologize to a one balled man
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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