Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
He kissed a someone with a penis
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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