She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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