You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize
