If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Farmville is her only friend.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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