brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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