they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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