in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Randomize
