He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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