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say what?
wanna hang out?
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Randomize
